Doug Tree vs. Lil Q

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Because heaven and hell both needed something to wipe their hands with.
This ain’t just a t-shirt—it’s battle armor disguised as cotton.
Lil Q pulled up to the mic thinking he had divine protection. I pulled up in this shirt and still sent him straight back to the vestibule.
Soft? Yeah.
Comfy? Of course.
But don’t let the feel fool you—this thing’s got double-stitched sleeves just in case the punches get physical (they won’t, but Q’s ego might bruise).
Shirt Stats (unlike Lil Q’s rap stats, these are legit):
• 100% ring-spun cotton – softer than Q’s defense strategy
• Sport Grey – for neutral fans too scared to pick a side
• Dark Heather – the color of Lil Q’s soul mid-round two
• 4.5 oz/yd² – that’s heavyweight for heavyweight bars
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – holds better than Lil Q’s weak rebuttal
• Quarter-turned – so your shame doesn’t crease down the middle like his rhymes did
Disclaimer:
White might come off a little off-white—kinda like Lil Q pretending he had a chance.
Shirt does not grant salvation, but it will help you look fly while sending someone to rap purgatory.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Because heaven and hell both needed something to wipe their hands with.
This ain’t just a t-shirt—it’s battle armor disguised as cotton.
Lil Q pulled up to the mic thinking he had divine protection. I pulled up in this shirt and still sent him straight back to the vestibule.
Soft? Yeah.
Comfy? Of course.
But don’t let the feel fool you—this thing’s got double-stitched sleeves just in case the punches get physical (they won’t, but Q’s ego might bruise).
Shirt Stats (unlike Lil Q’s rap stats, these are legit):
• 100% ring-spun cotton – softer than Q’s defense strategy
• Sport Grey – for neutral fans too scared to pick a side
• Dark Heather – the color of Lil Q’s soul mid-round two
• 4.5 oz/yd² – that’s heavyweight for heavyweight bars
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – holds better than Lil Q’s weak rebuttal
• Quarter-turned – so your shame doesn’t crease down the middle like his rhymes did
Disclaimer:
White might come off a little off-white—kinda like Lil Q pretending he had a chance.
Shirt does not grant salvation, but it will help you look fly while sending someone to rap purgatory.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!