Pension Paddle Set

$74.50
Game on! This pickleball set comes with 2 sturdy wooden paddles and 2 bright yellow balls, so you’reDoug Tree's “Pension Paddle” Pickleball Set
Serve hard, rally wild, and avoid whatever Lil Q’s filming.

Now listen—
Lil Q’s been on the court so long, he’s pulling up doubles matches with seniors who bring snacks and stories from the war.
You think that camera’s for game film? Nah, that's just Q turning lawn sports into content for his "niche demographic."
She’s got her teeth in a glass, her robe half-tied, and that glimmer like she’s about to serve more than points.

And what’s Q swinging through all this?
Not just game—he’s got Doug Tree’s signature paddle set, and unfortunately, nothing else on.

Paddle Breakdown (because Q sure broke the rules):
• 100% wood paddles – sturdy enough to swat shots or moral ambiguity
• Black edge finish – clean lines, dirty context
• Poly-cotton handle grips – because even filth needs finger comfort
• 2 neon balls – just as loud as Q's excuses
• Transparent carry bag – so everyone can see you’ve made some poor life choices, but at least you came prepared

Sourced from China. Not from the trunk of Q's Buick.

Disclaimer:
This set does not include shame, discretion, or any understanding of appropriate camera usage.
Perfect for parks, beaches, or grandma’s rec room—if you’re into that sort of thing. ready to rally in style. It includes a see-through bag made for beach trips, park days, or spontaneous matches—just grab it and go play!

• 100% wood paddles with black edges
• Soft poly-cotton handle grips for comfort
• Set includes 2 paddles, 2 plastic balls, and a carry bag
• Same design on both sides of each paddle
• Blank product sourced from China
Game on! This pickleball set comes with 2 sturdy wooden paddles and 2 bright yellow balls, so you’reDoug Tree's “Pension Paddle” Pickleball Set
Serve hard, rally wild, and avoid whatever Lil Q’s filming.

Now listen—
Lil Q’s been on the court so long, he’s pulling up doubles matches with seniors who bring snacks and stories from the war.
You think that camera’s for game film? Nah, that's just Q turning lawn sports into content for his "niche demographic."
She’s got her teeth in a glass, her robe half-tied, and that glimmer like she’s about to serve more than points.

And what’s Q swinging through all this?
Not just game—he’s got Doug Tree’s signature paddle set, and unfortunately, nothing else on.

Paddle Breakdown (because Q sure broke the rules):
• 100% wood paddles – sturdy enough to swat shots or moral ambiguity
• Black edge finish – clean lines, dirty context
• Poly-cotton handle grips – because even filth needs finger comfort
• 2 neon balls – just as loud as Q's excuses
• Transparent carry bag – so everyone can see you’ve made some poor life choices, but at least you came prepared

Sourced from China. Not from the trunk of Q's Buick.

Disclaimer:
This set does not include shame, discretion, or any understanding of appropriate camera usage.
Perfect for parks, beaches, or grandma’s rec room—if you’re into that sort of thing. ready to rally in style. It includes a see-through bag made for beach trips, park days, or spontaneous matches—just grab it and go play!

• 100% wood paddles with black edges
• Soft poly-cotton handle grips for comfort
• Set includes 2 paddles, 2 plastic balls, and a carry bag
• Same design on both sides of each paddle
• Blank product sourced from China