Ice Bath Racket Set

Psych yourself up like Lil Q—but actually win the match.

You ever hop in a bathtub full of ice to get battle-ready... and still get cooked?
That’s Lil Q.
But hey—he looked composed while freezing both his confidence and his win record.

This pickleball paddle set holds its form better than Q holds a rhyme scheme.
It’s sturdy, reliable, and 100% wood—because sometimes you need a piece of gear that can do what your lyrics can’t: make contact.

What’s Inside the Set (besides regret):

• 2 wooden paddles with black edges – for sharp hits and sharper exits
• Soft poly-cotton grips – for comfort while your opponent melts down
• 2 bright yellow plastic balls – visible enough to dodge if you’re Q
• Grab-and-go carry bag – perfect for beach days, backyard beef, or running from another 3–11 record
• Bold designs on both sides – because you’re built different, and symmetrical
• One size: 7.5″ × 15.5″ – no excuses, no special sizing for sensitive egos
• Sourced from China – a place with more consistent performance than Lil Q's last three battles