Lil Q, YOU!!!!!!!

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Ooo, Lil Q… you. I came here to ridicule you—and I brought the cotton to prove it.

This ain’t just a t-shirt.
It’s the uniform of disappointment—crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton and dipped in the fury of a man watching Lil Q skip another rhyme scheme like it owes him money.
You see the pic. Fist clenched. Face twisted. That’s not rage—that’s fabric-enhanced shame delivery.

Why this shirt?
Because when I said:
“Ooo, Lil Q, you… I came here to ridicule you,”
I needed something soft enough to wear in court but tough enough to survive the splash zone of mediocrity.

• 100% ring-spun cotton – for premium breathability while you roast somebody’s soul
• Sport Grey (90/10) – for fans who can’t decide whose side they’re on
• Dark Heather (65/35) – for those standing in the back, judging
• 4.5 oz/yd² – light enough to let your hands fly while you throw lyrical fists
• Double stitched at the sleeves and hem—because weak bars unravel faster than cheap threads
• Quarter-turned – crease-free, unlike Lil Q’s crumpled flow chart

Made in: Real countries. By real people. Who wouldn’t let Lil Q pass the open mic round.

Disclaimer:
White may appear off-white—like your battle record after Doug Tree gets through with you.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Ooo, Lil Q… you. I came here to ridicule you—and I brought the cotton to prove it.

This ain’t just a t-shirt.
It’s the uniform of disappointment—crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton and dipped in the fury of a man watching Lil Q skip another rhyme scheme like it owes him money.
You see the pic. Fist clenched. Face twisted. That’s not rage—that’s fabric-enhanced shame delivery.

Why this shirt?
Because when I said:
“Ooo, Lil Q, you… I came here to ridicule you,”
I needed something soft enough to wear in court but tough enough to survive the splash zone of mediocrity.

• 100% ring-spun cotton – for premium breathability while you roast somebody’s soul
• Sport Grey (90/10) – for fans who can’t decide whose side they’re on
• Dark Heather (65/35) – for those standing in the back, judging
• 4.5 oz/yd² – light enough to let your hands fly while you throw lyrical fists
• Double stitched at the sleeves and hem—because weak bars unravel faster than cheap threads
• Quarter-turned – crease-free, unlike Lil Q’s crumpled flow chart

Made in: Real countries. By real people. Who wouldn’t let Lil Q pass the open mic round.

Disclaimer:
White may appear off-white—like your battle record after Doug Tree gets through with you.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!