No 4

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Because not everyone earns a diploma… but hey, at least your shirt graduated.

You know what’s soft? This shirt.
You know what’s softer? Lil Q begging to walk at graduation and still getting denied. This 100% ring-spun cotton classic is perfect for anyone who thinks wearing a t-shirt counts as character development.

Made durable enough to survive rejection, mockery, and a lifetime of questionable decisions.
Wanna hide your shame in comfort? Boom. This is it.

Specs for the dropouts who still read tags:
• 100% ring-spun cotton (for absorbing your tears)
• Sport Grey = 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (for fake scholars)
• Dark Heather = 65% polyester, 35% cotton (for people who got held back emotionally)
• 4.5 oz/yd² of pure “why didn’t I try harder”
• Double stitched so you can’t tear it in frustration after hearing "NO!"
• Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease—unlike your report card

Sourced from: Countries that would’ve at least let Lil Q finish his speech.

Disclaimer:
White might look off-white… kind of like Lil Q’s graduation paperwork.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Because not everyone earns a diploma… but hey, at least your shirt graduated.

You know what’s soft? This shirt.
You know what’s softer? Lil Q begging to walk at graduation and still getting denied. This 100% ring-spun cotton classic is perfect for anyone who thinks wearing a t-shirt counts as character development.

Made durable enough to survive rejection, mockery, and a lifetime of questionable decisions.
Wanna hide your shame in comfort? Boom. This is it.

Specs for the dropouts who still read tags:
• 100% ring-spun cotton (for absorbing your tears)
• Sport Grey = 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (for fake scholars)
• Dark Heather = 65% polyester, 35% cotton (for people who got held back emotionally)
• 4.5 oz/yd² of pure “why didn’t I try harder”
• Double stitched so you can’t tear it in frustration after hearing "NO!"
• Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease—unlike your report card

Sourced from: Countries that would’ve at least let Lil Q finish his speech.

Disclaimer:
White might look off-white… kind of like Lil Q’s graduation paperwork.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!