Vestibule Saint

from $20.00
Soft, durable, and blessed by no actual religion.

Look—Lil Q does go hard for the league.
He’s shaking hands, kissing babies, and apparently handing out spiritual handies in the lobby.
That’s not a greeter, that’s a meat-beater.
We call him the Vestibule Saint.
And now you can wear the shirt that captures that exact energy—without catching a charge.

Why this tee?
Because it’s 100% ring-spun cotton—like the wrist motion Lil Q perfected out front.
Double-stitched at the sleeves and neck so it won’t fall apart when your dignity does.
Quarter-turned, so no one sees the crease down your soul.
It’s got taping from shoulder to shoulder, just like how Q escorts his "clients" from entrance to exit.

Choose your sinner-level:
• Sport Grey (90% cotton, 10% polyester) for the discreet degenerates
• Dark Heather (65/35 blend) for those fully committed to the lobby ministry
• White for the delusional purists—though let’s be honest, it shows stains

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd², which is just heavy enough to carry your shame in style.
Imported from countries where at least the front desk staff don’t freestyle during foreplay.

Disclaimer:
White may appear off-white, just like Lil Q’s morals.
Vestibule not included.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Soft, durable, and blessed by no actual religion.

Look—Lil Q does go hard for the league.
He’s shaking hands, kissing babies, and apparently handing out spiritual handies in the lobby.
That’s not a greeter, that’s a meat-beater.
We call him the Vestibule Saint.
And now you can wear the shirt that captures that exact energy—without catching a charge.

Why this tee?
Because it’s 100% ring-spun cotton—like the wrist motion Lil Q perfected out front.
Double-stitched at the sleeves and neck so it won’t fall apart when your dignity does.
Quarter-turned, so no one sees the crease down your soul.
It’s got taping from shoulder to shoulder, just like how Q escorts his "clients" from entrance to exit.

Choose your sinner-level:
• Sport Grey (90% cotton, 10% polyester) for the discreet degenerates
• Dark Heather (65/35 blend) for those fully committed to the lobby ministry
• White for the delusional purists—though let’s be honest, it shows stains

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd², which is just heavy enough to carry your shame in style.
Imported from countries where at least the front desk staff don’t freestyle during foreplay.

Disclaimer:
White may appear off-white, just like Lil Q’s morals.
Vestibule not included.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!