Vestibule St. 2

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Forged in shame. Stitched in sin. Soft enough for the front desk hustle.

Look at this man.
Lil Q, posted up in the church box with that “Welcome to the League” smile… like he’s here to take your coat and your soul.
While the rest of us are writing bars, my guy’s handing out “blessings” in the foyer.
You think that’s holy? We call that front door fornication.

He’s not a greeter.
He’s not a concierge.
He’s the Vestibule Saint—and now you can wear his uniform, just don’t ask what’s on it.

Specs for Sinners:
• 100% ring-spun cotton – softer than Q’s handshake, stickier than his intentions
• Sport Grey (90/10 blend) – for when you need that moisture-wicking forgiveness
• Dark Heather (65/35) – for working nights in the confession chamber
• 4.5 oz/yd² – lightweight, because your conscience is already heavy
• Double-stitched neckline and sleeves – stronger than Lil Q’s alibi
• Quarter-turned – keeps the crease out of the shirt, not outta your moral compass

Sourced from: Nations where the vestibule is strictly for prayer.

Disclaimer:
White version may appear off-white—just like Lil Q’s halo under interrogation.
This shirt does not prevent awkward eye contact after “the blessing.”



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Forged in shame. Stitched in sin. Soft enough for the front desk hustle.

Look at this man.
Lil Q, posted up in the church box with that “Welcome to the League” smile… like he’s here to take your coat and your soul.
While the rest of us are writing bars, my guy’s handing out “blessings” in the foyer.
You think that’s holy? We call that front door fornication.

He’s not a greeter.
He’s not a concierge.
He’s the Vestibule Saint—and now you can wear his uniform, just don’t ask what’s on it.

Specs for Sinners:
• 100% ring-spun cotton – softer than Q’s handshake, stickier than his intentions
• Sport Grey (90/10 blend) – for when you need that moisture-wicking forgiveness
• Dark Heather (65/35) – for working nights in the confession chamber
• 4.5 oz/yd² – lightweight, because your conscience is already heavy
• Double-stitched neckline and sleeves – stronger than Lil Q’s alibi
• Quarter-turned – keeps the crease out of the shirt, not outta your moral compass

Sourced from: Nations where the vestibule is strictly for prayer.

Disclaimer:
White version may appear off-white—just like Lil Q’s halo under interrogation.
This shirt does not prevent awkward eye contact after “the blessing.”



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!